Posted by MinistryOfLostSouls on 2014/01/18 under Uncategorized Tina Belcher and Bobby Hill are Gods. A few traditions of Belchity are writing erotic fanfiction,being obesessed with butts and being obsessed with boys. A few traditions of Hillism are being sassy,being charming and being weird.They also like handbags. Well,those are the two main religions.There are a few less know religions such as Onopkena,Jonesm and Simpily. Gods’ messenger is Scarlett Johansson because it shows how God wants everyone to be – humorous,beautiful and perfect. You also didn’t know that religion is actually made by other human beings so parents don’t have a right to disown your ass if they’re religious. God send Linkin Park to help everyone with their emotional problems.
They have many underlings who are called god too.
Their names are Snejana Onopka and Samantha Jones and Lisa Simpson.
Gods’ messenger is Scarlett Johansson.
The two prophets are Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.
There are two prophets because there are only two religions – Belchity and Hillism.
A few traditional clothing are a plain baby blue t-shirt,glasses and a short bob.
A few traditional items are a mannequins head (for kissing),silk pajamas,cigarettes and a Louis Vuitton colorful bag.
Onopkena’s traditions are being extremely arrogant,being fabulous,wearing casual clothes and having a ‘I-don’t-give-a-damn’ walk.
Jonesm’s traditions are being extremely carefree,loving sex,complements and being single.It is the religion of love.
Simpily’s tradition are loving books,being a feminist and being a vegetarian.
You also didn’t know that I loved sushi and french fries and sweet tea.
I also love Brazil and Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel.
I love me and you and your neighbor and your friends,
I love drugs and alcohol.
I love selling peoples’ soul to Satan.
And God sent me to tell you this,
Just so you know,I’m not Scarlett Johansson.
I wish though.